Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

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Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 31 Aug

    Greedy Girls Parties

    Monthly Events

    Open: 1130 - Close: 2230


  • 02 Sep

    Bi-Night

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 03 Sep

    B2S Party

    Back 2 School Party Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 07 Sep

    Closed

    Open: 1100 - Close: 1500


  • 09 Sep

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


Guest Reviews

  • J&k

    20 April 2014

    Second time ,first on a sat night and my god what a night. Great place with so much class. Thanks to A&E you know who you are . Staff are great made you feel comfortable . Cheers back soon

  • Chris & claire

    26 April 2015

    Well what can I say. We are just on our way home reminiscing from the night before. What a night! The club has such a relaxed atmosphere. We will be looking forward to our next visit. Thanks again. X

  • Natasha

    31 March 2014

    I was pretty nervous as had never been to a club before. The vanilla alternative was amazing and the people were so friendly. Can't wait to go back.

  • Mr and Mrs K

    25 August 2014

    We just wanted to let you know that we had a fantastic time on Saturday. What a great atmosphere. Loved the hot tub, its a great ice breaker. We will definitely visit again!

  • Richard A

    29 September 2014

    We attended on 27th September and stayed in the hotel. Lovely rooms. Ended up staying an extra night .Staff are all amazing. Met such a wonderful mix of people. probably the best weekend we have had.

  • Chris & Jane

    01 July 2014

    Went for the first time last Saturday. First club in ages where we haven't been "pestered" or had a snail trail of men when going just to the toilet! Staff amazing and facilities awesome.

  • Francesca Flint

    03 August 2014

    1st visit to VA last night...Wow! The venue is amazing with a hotel on site and ample car parking. Very upmarket, impeccably clean, great relaxed atmosphere & friendly staff. Cant wait to play again!

  • markandkim

    25 August 2014

    great club, great staff, they can't do enough for you

  • Em's

    05 July 2014

    Such a great atmosphere. The staff are so helpful and make you feel at ease. Me and my husband have enjoyed some fun evenings here, and always look forward to next time. x

  • L and D

    12 April 2014

    We were extremely nervous on our first visit but all of the staff were amazing and put us at ease. VA is always spotlessly clean and the d├ęcor is gorgeous. Can't wait to go again and again xx

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