Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

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Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

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Guest Reviews

  • tessa

    20 October 2014

    My 1st time and didnt know what to expect. It was brilliant and I smile any time I think about it. We shall be returning on halloween :)

  • John + Liuda

    22 June 2014

    What a fantastic club, would recommend any 1st timers going to go, members are very welcoming, there no pressure to join in. We went on the 21st met a couple(Q and D) Who really looked after us ;-

  • Lars Gustavsson

    12 August 2015

    We came all the way from Sweden for VA Festival of fun and boy it was worth it. Awesome club! Amazing crowd. Fantastic staff and the owners are great! We'll be back soon! ParSoder - Swedish Sins (Fab)

  • Emimem

    07 July 2014

    Our first visit on Saturday. We were very nervous but we were soon put at our ease. The bar staff were a good source of information on how to make the most out of the evening. We will be back.

  • Steve and Tracy

    06 October 2014

    Our first time anywhere like this on Saturday and it was brilliant-"staff so friendly and helpful, no pressure and members really friendly too- Def be back soon -very classy

  • Francesca Flint

    03 August 2014

    1st visit to VA last night...Wow! The venue is amazing with a hotel on site and ample car parking. Very upmarket, impeccably clean, great relaxed atmosphere & friendly staff. Cant wait to play again!

  • Zoltan Papp

    04 October 2014

    Simply put, this club and it's guests that we had the pleasure of meeting, were wonderful!!! Hope to meet them all again & others. It is exactly what we was looking for!! Thank you, Zoltan & Annie xx

  • R&N

    13 March 2014

    Visited the VA for the 1st time last weekend we both had a great 1st experience start to finish!! Looking forward to our next visit. ;-) ;-) x

  • Pixie

    24 April 2014

    I love it here. I love the spar, the bar, play rooms, the sexy vibe. Mostly I love the fact that the staff make me feel so comfortable it's the only club I will go to alone as a single girl. X

  • G&C

    21 June 2014

    Visited VA on Friday night, our first swinging experience. The venue is classy and everyone was very polite. Had a dance and a great time playing with couples in the hot tub. Thanks guys!! :-)

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