Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

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Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 31 Aug

    Greedy Girls Parties

    Monthly Events

    Open: 1130 - Close: 2230

  • 02 Sep


    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 03 Sep

    B2S Party

    Back 2 School Party Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 07 Sep


    Open: 1100 - Close: 1500

  • 09 Sep

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

Guest Reviews

  • Mark & Bec

    09 June 2014

    Went to the club for the first time on Saturday 7th June. What a fantastic night! Great venue, great people and a very laid back erotic atmosphere. We'll definitely be going back.

  • Chelle

    02 March 2014

    First impressions count ! I loved my first experience at VA's it felt classy, clean and oh so friendly. Very comfortable surroundings and everyone made me and my friend feel at home. Thank you x

  • L and D

    12 April 2014

    We were extremely nervous on our first visit but all of the staff were amazing and put us at ease. VA is always spotlessly clean and the d├ęcor is gorgeous. Can't wait to go again and again xx

  • toni nd brian

    11 April 2014

    we have a great time each time we come to your great club and will be there again very soon looking forward to seeing every body yet again and have some more fun

  • Lars Gustavsson

    12 August 2015

    We came all the way from Sweden for VA Festival of fun and boy it was worth it. Awesome club! Amazing crowd. Fantastic staff and the owners are great! We'll be back soon! ParSoder - Swedish Sins (Fab)

  • Zoltan Papp

    04 October 2014

    Simply put, this club and it's guests that we had the pleasure of meeting, were wonderful!!! Hope to meet them all again & others. It is exactly what we was looking for!! Thank you, Zoltan & Annie xx

  • John + Liuda

    22 June 2014

    What a fantastic club, would recommend any 1st timers going to go, members are very welcoming, there no pressure to join in. We went on the 21st met a couple(Q and D) Who really looked after us ;-

  • K & S

    01 June 2014

    Had an amazing night here 31/5/14 and can't wait to return! Was our first time to a club and we were made so welcome, staff and guests so friendly. Lots of safe, no pressure sexy fun. Thank you!

  • Francesca Flint

    03 August 2014

    1st visit to VA last night...Wow! The venue is amazing with a hotel on site and ample car parking. Very upmarket, impeccably clean, great relaxed atmosphere & friendly staff. Cant wait to play again!

  • Richard A

    29 September 2014

    We attended on 27th September and stayed in the hotel. Lovely rooms. Ended up staying an extra night .Staff are all amazing. Met such a wonderful mix of people. probably the best weekend we have had.

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