Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

  • Concept
  • Promise
  • Hostesses
  • Dresscode

Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 30 Apr


    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 06 May


    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 07 May


    Jellybean34 Get Together

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 08 May

    Twisted Eden

    Fetish Party

    Open: 1400 - Close: 2200

  • 11 May

    MILF Club: 11am-3pm

    Open: 1100 - Close: 1500

Guest Reviews

  • Olivia&julez

    02 March 2014


  • Mark & Bec

    09 June 2014

    Went to the club for the first time on Saturday 7th June. What a fantastic night! Great venue, great people and a very laid back erotic atmosphere. We'll definitely be going back.

  • Steve and Tracy

    06 October 2014

    Our first time anywhere like this on Saturday and it was brilliant-"staff so friendly and helpful, no pressure and members really friendly too- Def be back soon -very classy

  • B + T

    18 August 2014

    Just returned from the weekender... an amazing weekend well organised and a great crowd. Still in recovery but can't wait for next year ;) xxx

  • Francesca Flint

    03 August 2014

    1st visit to VA last night...Wow! The venue is amazing with a hotel on site and ample car parking. Very upmarket, impeccably clean, great relaxed atmosphere & friendly staff. Cant wait to play again!

  • Loraine & Phil

    02 July 2014

    What can I say best club in England that we have been to , the club is very clean & well kept , the staff were very friendly , very sexy club looking forward to the next visit x

  • toni nd brian

    11 April 2014

    we have a great time each time we come to your great club and will be there again very soon looking forward to seeing every body yet again and have some more fun

  • Natasha

    31 March 2014

    I was pretty nervous as had never been to a club before. The vanilla alternative was amazing and the people were so friendly. Can't wait to go back.

  • J&k

    20 April 2014

    Second time ,first on a sat night and my god what a night. Great place with so much class. Thanks to A&E you know who you are . Staff are great made you feel comfortable . Cheers back soon

  • K & S

    01 June 2014

    Had an amazing night here 31/5/14 and can't wait to return! Was our first time to a club and we were made so welcome, staff and guests so friendly. Lots of safe, no pressure sexy fun. Thank you!

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