The VA - A Private Members Club

Our motto has always been, cleanliness is essential when Godliness is improbable.
Everyone that attends the club must be registered with us. This allows you to come and relax in clean, smart surroundings, secure in the knowledge that your privacy and discretion are top of our priority list.

Relaxed Environment At The VA

The VA team work hard to create a relaxed friendly venue, that welcomes everyone. We are always on hand for a chat or to settle new members nerves or to answer any queries.
Come and join us at our fully licensed bar for a drink and every weekend we provide a delicious finger buffet that’s prepared on site each day. There is never any pressure to do anything with anyone at any time.
It’s all about your sexy fun.

Club Facilities

We have a huge hot tub, numerous well appointed play areas including a couples’ only area as well as a cosy snug lounge. For those of you that like to dance, the club has three regular DJ’s and a dancefloor with a pole.
Lockers and towels are provided for use within the club, a refundable deposit is taken for the key.

Join us at the VA


Unfortunately due to the recent law change’s The Vanilla Alternative will be shut until further notice. We are working with our H&S compliance officer and local authority to ensure that as a business we can comply and move forward with all legislation.We are sure you will understand the need to remain safe during these uncertain times. Needless to say we are devastated, however we feel this is absolutely the best decision.As a team we would like to thank you all for your continued support and good will throughout the last few turbulent months and very much look forward to welcoming you all back very soon.

Much love to you all,


Kim & The girls xxxxxxxxx

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