Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

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Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 27 May

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 28 May

    Tantalise

    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 03 Jun

    Bi-Night

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 04 Jun

    Tantalise

    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 08 Jun

    MILF Club: 11am-3pm

    Open: 1100 - Close: 1500


Guest Reviews

  • J&k

    20 April 2014

    Second time ,first on a sat night and my god what a night. Great place with so much class. Thanks to A&E you know who you are . Staff are great made you feel comfortable . Cheers back soon

  • Mark & Bec

    09 June 2014

    Went to the club for the first time on Saturday 7th June. What a fantastic night! Great venue, great people and a very laid back erotic atmosphere. We'll definitely be going back.

  • Olivia&julez

    02 March 2014

    Omg!!!!

  • Chris & Jane

    01 July 2014

    Went for the first time last Saturday. First club in ages where we haven't been "pestered" or had a snail trail of men when going just to the toilet! Staff amazing and facilities awesome.

  • Steve and Tracy

    06 October 2014

    Our first time anywhere like this on Saturday and it was brilliant-"staff so friendly and helpful, no pressure and members really friendly too- Def be back soon -very classy

  • K & S

    01 June 2014

    Had an amazing night here 31/5/14 and can't wait to return! Was our first time to a club and we were made so welcome, staff and guests so friendly. Lots of safe, no pressure sexy fun. Thank you!

  • Mr and Mrs K

    25 August 2014

    We just wanted to let you know that we had a fantastic time on Saturday. What a great atmosphere. Loved the hot tub, its a great ice breaker. We will definitely visit again!

  • Richard A

    29 September 2014

    We attended on 27th September and stayed in the hotel. Lovely rooms. Ended up staying an extra night .Staff are all amazing. Met such a wonderful mix of people. probably the best weekend we have had.

  • markandkim

    25 August 2014

    great club, great staff, they can't do enough for you

  • B + T

    18 August 2014

    Just returned from the weekender... an amazing weekend well organised and a great crowd. Still in recovery but can't wait for next year ;) xxx

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