Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

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Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 28 Sep

    Greedy Girls Parties

    Monthly Events

    Open: 1130 - Close: 2230


  • 30 Sep

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 01 Oct

    Tantalise

    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 07 Oct

    Bi-Night

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


  • 08 Oct

    Tantalise

    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200


Guest Reviews

  • John + Liuda

    22 June 2014

    What a fantastic club, would recommend any 1st timers going to go, members are very welcoming, there no pressure to join in. We went on the 21st met a couple(Q and D) Who really looked after us ;-

  • pepp

    26 March 2014

    mamma mia , best night ever , fantastic place to be , nice people , see you soon

  • Chris & Jane

    01 July 2014

    Went for the first time last Saturday. First club in ages where we haven't been "pestered" or had a snail trail of men when going just to the toilet! Staff amazing and facilities awesome.

  • toni nd brian

    11 April 2014

    we have a great time each time we come to your great club and will be there again very soon looking forward to seeing every body yet again and have some more fun

  • Steve and Tracy

    06 October 2014

    Our first time anywhere like this on Saturday and it was brilliant-"staff so friendly and helpful, no pressure and members really friendly too- Def be back soon -very classy

  • Lars Gustavsson

    12 August 2015

    We came all the way from Sweden for VA Festival of fun and boy it was worth it. Awesome club! Amazing crowd. Fantastic staff and the owners are great! We'll be back soon! ParSoder - Swedish Sins (Fab)

  • Valentine Farrell

    29 September 2014

    We had our very first experience on Saturday and wow what an evening. The venu was spotless and everybody was just so friendly. It was even better than we had imagined! Cant wait to go again soon! V+A

  • Mr and Mrs K

    25 August 2014

    We just wanted to let you know that we had a fantastic time on Saturday. What a great atmosphere. Loved the hot tub, its a great ice breaker. We will definitely visit again!

  • CandJ

    04 August 2014

    First experience at swinging and what a place to start! Friendly staff great facilities and what's more, great new friends!! Hope to hear from M and A, C and K again for future play dates!!! Thanks VA

  • Emimem

    07 July 2014

    Our first visit on Saturday. We were very nervous but we were soon put at our ease. The bar staff were a good source of information on how to make the most out of the evening. We will be back.

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