Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The Festival of Fun 2014 - August 15th

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

  • Concept
  • Promise
  • Hostesses
  • Dresscode

Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 01 Aug

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 02 Aug


    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 08 Aug

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 09 Aug


    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 15 Aug

    Festival of Fun

    Day One

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

Guest Reviews

  • J&k

    20 April 2014

    Second time ,first on a sat night and my god what a night. Great place with so much class. Thanks to A&E you know who you are . Staff are great made you feel comfortable . Cheers back soon

  • R&N

    13 March 2014

    Visited the VA for the 1st time last weekend we both had a great 1st experience start to finish!! Looking forward to our next visit. ;-) ;-) x

  • Newbie to VA

    18 January 2014

    Lovely place, very relax and welcoming. Had a very good night. Definitely recommendable. See you again soon xx

  • G&C

    21 June 2014

    Visited VA on Friday night, our first swinging experience. The venue is classy and everyone was very polite. Had a dance and a great time playing with couples in the hot tub. Thanks guys!! :-)

  • 31 July 2014

  • Natasha

    31 March 2014

    I was pretty nervous as had never been to a club before. The vanilla alternative was amazing and the people were so friendly. Can't wait to go back.

  • 31 July 2014

  • 04 July 2014

  • Basil0002

    06 February 2014

    Visited 1/2/2014. First visit to any kind of adult club. Staff are very friendly. Jamie the DJ was first class Very impressed with the venue so much better than we was expecting. A real pleasure

  • Wright0905

    21 January 2014

    What a night!!! Totally new to the scene my partner and I decided to try a club first.. no pressure.. what a great choice!! We felt very nervous at first but we're put at ease instantly...

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