Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

  • Concept
  • Promise
  • Hostesses
  • Dresscode

Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 25 Oct


    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 31 Oct

    Saints & Sinners

    Fancy Dress

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 01 Nov

    Saints & Sinners

    Fancy Dress

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 07 Nov

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

  • 08 Nov


    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

Guest Reviews

  • Emma

    21 February 2014

    Excellent venue felt very welcome and comfortable attending on my own & recommend this venue to other single ladies who are slightly nervous about attending. The place is spotlessly clean a must girls

  • Olivia&julez

    02 March 2014


  • Chelle

    02 March 2014

    First impressions count ! I loved my first experience at VA's it felt classy, clean and oh so friendly. Very comfortable surroundings and everyone made me and my friend feel at home. Thank you x

  • Chris & Jane

    01 July 2014

    Went for the first time last Saturday. First club in ages where we haven't been "pestered" or had a snail trail of men when going just to the toilet! Staff amazing and facilities awesome.

  • Loraine & Phil

    02 July 2014

    What can I say best club in England that we have been to , the club is very clean & well kept , the staff were very friendly , very sexy club looking forward to the next visit x

  • Em's

    05 July 2014

    Such a great atmosphere. The staff are so helpful and make you feel at ease. Me and my husband have enjoyed some fun evenings here, and always look forward to next time. x

  • John + Liuda

    22 June 2014

    What a fantastic club, would recommend any 1st timers going to go, members are very welcoming, there no pressure to join in. We went on the 21st met a couple(Q and D) Who really looked after us ;-

  • R&N

    13 March 2014

    Visited the VA for the 1st time last weekend we both had a great 1st experience start to finish!! Looking forward to our next visit. ;-) ;-) x

  • Zoltan Papp

    04 October 2014

    Simply put, this club and it's guests that we had the pleasure of meeting, were wonderful!!! Hope to meet them all again & others. It is exactly what we was looking for!! Thank you, Zoltan & Annie xx

  • L and D

    12 April 2014

    We were extremely nervous on our first visit but all of the staff were amazing and put us at ease. VA is always spotlessly clean and the d├ęcor is gorgeous. Can't wait to go again and again xx

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