Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

La Mirage Takeover

gran canaria - 7th may to 14th may

--- days, -- hours, -- minutes, -- seconds to go

560 euros per couple

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licenced bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

  • Concept
  • Promise
  • Hostesses
  • Dresscode

Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licenced bar

Fully Licenced Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licenced bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

What's On Next

  • 25 Apr

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

    Find Out More

  • 26 Apr

    Two Tone Night

    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

    Find Out More

  • 02 May

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

    Find Out More

  • 03 May


    Couples & Ladies Only

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

    Find Out More

  • 09 May

    Frisky Friday

    Couples & Singles

    Open: 2000 - Close: 0200

    Find Out More

Guest Reviews

  • MancCouple

    23 December 2013

    First ever experience of a club or the scene, it literally couldn't have been better. Owners take pride in their club, everyone is friendly, got up to allsorts and always felt comfortable and safe. A*

  • Newbie to VA

    18 January 2014

    Lovely place, very relax and welcoming. Had a very good night. Definitely recommendable. See you again soon xx

  • Nobby and Julie

    18 January 2014

    Our first visit to Vanilla and we had a great, fun evening. The staff are lovely & the venue classy. We will definitely be coming back.

  • karen and neil

    05 May 2013

    Thanku for making it happen this weekend. Fantastic club. Lovely sexy people . Xxxxxxx

  • monri

    29 October 2013

    Halloween party was our first time and it was perfect , we are coming back soon x

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