Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

The Festival of Fun 2014 - August 15th

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

  • Concept
  • Promise
  • Hostesses
  • Dresscode

Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

We're On Twitter

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

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Guest Reviews

  • Nobby and Julie

    18 January 2014

    Our first visit to Vanilla and we had a great, fun evening. The staff are lovely & the venue classy. We will definitely be coming back.

  • J&k

    20 April 2014

    Second time ,first on a sat night and my god what a night. Great place with so much class. Thanks to A&E you know who you are . Staff are great made you feel comfortable . Cheers back soon

  • Pixie

    24 April 2014

    I love it here. I love the spar, the bar, play rooms, the sexy vibe. Mostly I love the fact that the staff make me feel so comfortable it's the only club I will go to alone as a single girl. X

  • p and s

    15 February 2014

    we were so nervous going to club for the first time last night 14th feb but everyone was so friendly and welcoming.such a relaxed atmosphere we cant wait to go back.

  • Emimem

    07 July 2014

    Our first visit on Saturday. We were very nervous but we were soon put at our ease. The bar staff were a good source of information on how to make the most out of the evening. We will be back.

  • Nigel & Julie

    19 January 2014

    Another fantastic visit to this great place, staff are brillaint and the venue as always was spotless. can't wait until our next visit. keep up the good work

  • L and D

    12 April 2014

    We were extremely nervous on our first visit but all of the staff were amazing and put us at ease. VA is always spotlessly clean and the décor is gorgeous. Can't wait to go again and again xx

  • Natasha

    31 March 2014

    I was pretty nervous as had never been to a club before. The vanilla alternative was amazing and the people were so friendly. Can't wait to go back.

  • J & A

    02 January 2014

    We had our first visit to the club on New Year's Eve, and thoroughly enjoyed putting on a show in the couples' room. We'll be back, and are bringing friends with us, too. What a great place.

  • Garry&Lou

    01 January 2014

    Thank you to the organisers and staff for a very naught new years. Couldn't fault VA for our first experience and first club night. Can't wait to cum back

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