Welcome To The Vanilla Alternative

The UK's number one venue for swingers

Cabaret Weekend with Spicy Match - August 15th

The VA Concept

The Vanilla Alternative, an entirely new and exciting experience that adults across the UK are flocking to experience.

With our huge hot tub, open and private play areas, fully licensed bar, our own hotel and gorgeous decor, you'll see why more and more swingers are choosing to become members at The Vanilla Alternative.

The VA Promise

We strive to provide a popular venue that is always immaculate.

We focus our efforts on the finer details too, adding a feminine touch of class which really makes our venue stand out from the crowd.

Our guests come first, and we want The Vanilla Alternative to be a place where you will feel safe enough to live out sexual fantasies, and come back time and time again.

Your VA Hostesses

The friendly Vanilla Alternative team are always on hand for our guests.

We take our guests safety and comfort very seriously, so we encourage our guests to be able to approach a member of the team if they have something they feel they need to talk about.

We are the place that listens to our guests, so if you want to chat let us know!

The VA Dresscode

We operate a strict dresscode at The Vanilla Alternative, which expects our guests to ensure they dress to impress.

We do not allow trainers in our venue, nor do we allow ripped/dirty jeans or combat trousers.

If you are unsure of whether your attire will be suitable, please don't hesitate to get in touch today.

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Non-members Too

You don't have to be a member to join in the fun, get in touch today for more information.

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Fully licensed bar

Fully licensed Bar

Not only do we have lots of immaculate and stunning play areas, we also have a fully licensed bar.

The VA Hotel

The VA Hotel

At The Vanilla Alternative we have our very own hotel just for you, find out more and book a room today.

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Guest Reviews

  • Francesca Flint

    03 August 2014

    1st visit to VA last night...Wow! The venue is amazing with a hotel on site and ample car parking. Very upmarket, impeccably clean, great relaxed atmosphere & friendly staff. Cant wait to play again!

  • pepp

    26 March 2014

    mamma mia , best night ever , fantastic place to be , nice people , see you soon

  • toni nd brian

    11 April 2014

    we have a great time each time we come to your great club and will be there again very soon looking forward to seeing every body yet again and have some more fun

  • tessa donovan

    20 October 2014

    My 1st time and didnt know what to expect. It was brilliant and I smile any time I think about it. We shall be returning on halloween :)

  • Chris & Jane

    01 July 2014

    Went for the first time last Saturday. First club in ages where we haven't been "pestered" or had a snail trail of men when going just to the toilet! Staff amazing and facilities awesome.

  • Tom

    27 July 2014

    As a single guy I thought I would be daunted on my first trip. Absolutely not. I loved it! VA is a friendly upmarket place with a naughty side. Loved the hot tub and play areas.

  • Mr and Mrs K

    25 August 2014

    We just wanted to let you know that we had a fantastic time on Saturday. What a great atmosphere. Loved the hot tub, its a great ice breaker. We will definitely visit again!

  • Chelle

    02 March 2014

    First impressions count ! I loved my first experience at VA's it felt classy, clean and oh so friendly. Very comfortable surroundings and everyone made me and my friend feel at home. Thank you x

  • Olivia&julez

    02 March 2014

    Omg!!!!

  • Basil0002

    06 February 2014

    Visited 1/2/2014. First visit to any kind of adult club. Staff are very friendly. Jamie the DJ was first class Very impressed with the venue so much better than we was expecting. A real pleasure

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